mujke story

1) a story that is far fetched made up
2) usually a really lame excuse

Hey why didn’t you come to the party last night?

man i was on the way and then my phone died and couldn’t find it house so went home

Man that sounds like a mujke story

by Ramče July 22, 2019

Story

a description, either true or imagined, of a connected series of events.

I'm going to tell you a story

by ifara09 November 24, 2021

the Peachipaws story

Someone who is clinically insane. These people usually seem cute and adorable on the outside but once you get to know them they are secretly INSANE.

I thought my friend was a wholesome person but after checking the Peachipaws story I found out otherwise.

by queefquarf234 May 6, 2022

Sex story

It al started of February twenty second me and Ari had know we like each others but we shy one day during English she packed me out I of course said yes and we when to the bathroom we started to make out by then I was hard and she was wet so we get ready but then my friend Eil walks in on our Mac and cheese noises and just vomits I clean it up and then we start I start push and pulling sooo fast she mound FASTER HARDER we fuck so hard she is sumbaling the next day we are dating

… part 2???to the sex story

by Pdiddy2.0 April 6, 2025

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

story-shooting

someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.

Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*

''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers

friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.

by bloodymemojisho February 22, 2023

Sop story

It’s a stop and sob story

Don’t run and tell me your sop story.

by ArthurSchmidt December 21, 2021