Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Shark

When you nut in a pool and she swims around gulping it up

Jim: "How was Sunday.
Tyler: "Pretty good, Marilyn did the shark with me."
Jim: "What..."

by BIGGER BORIS May 19, 2025

shark

not a sex definition fuq u

-did you know sharks live underwater
-yes

by stysan May 13, 2023

Baby Shark

Cool; sick; and awesome

Im going to that cool new store at the nall, itz so baby shark!

by Babysharkdododdododo June 28, 2023

Bull Shark

Someone who’s always on the move, chasing the mula. Just like a shark that must keep swimming to stay alive, they believe that continual motion isn’t just a choice; it’s a necessity for survival.

a word often used by Jamie Rose.

I’ve been going OT on the hours. Focussed on the bag, Bull Shark, no sleep.

by club frendo October 25, 2024

Shark

You came here from the definition of Urban Dictionary, didn't you?
Shark is a sea creature. Not a sexual position.

This guy is so gullible, he searched "Shark" on Urban Dictionary, even though he knows what a shark is.

by I hate fortnite kids March 6, 2025