by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019
Get the Sam Parsonsmug. 
Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1603. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. But, 69 days after the ship took sail, a bad storm known worldwide as "Hurricane Tortilla" created many challenges for Sam and the GMS crew. But, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. But, they were disappointed that there we no race cars in sight, so they sailed back to the United States where Sam and the GMS crew competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. However, Sam is most known for making his fan @sammayerfan a happy birthday video.
by gygiyo78688768 September 25, 2020
Get the Sam Mayermug. Lia and Sam are to friends, Sam of course is a boy and Lia is a girl...these friends constantly try to ruin other friendships, Lia is also someone that you should drop as a friend because she is a two face hoe that lies about everything and everybody and Sam is also two faced but he promises something and does the opposite and lies about everything and everybody
Girl 1: Sam said: I was friends with her for a long seven years but I waisted my time
Girl2: I was only friends with him for three years
Girl1: I told Sam not to tell Lia and he said her wouldn’t but he did and this is what Lia said: Girl2 is a two faced bitch
Girl3: EXCUSE MEE
Lia and Sam: we dumb
Girl2: I was only friends with him for three years
Girl1: I told Sam not to tell Lia and he said her wouldn’t but he did and this is what Lia said: Girl2 is a two faced bitch
Girl3: EXCUSE MEE
Lia and Sam: we dumb
by The real bih November 22, 2019
Get the Lia and Sammug. by TopShaggerJake July 12, 2020
Get the Sam Ellismug. The term where a person who is overweight. Has a teacher in high school who fucked their grandmother. And Asks everyone for food.
Paul: Hey do you remember someone which is like a Sam Parfitt?
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.
by Wagwan Whitmore December 3, 2018
Get the Sam Parfittmug. Member of the formerly decent Edmonton Oilers, liked only for his looks by girls and the odd freak with a man crush on him, his skills are overlooked thankfully, because it's hard to play the game with an IQ of 14.
girl- O M G did you seee the game yesterday
normal guy- ya it was awesome we finally won one
girl- NO O M G Sam GAGNE was playing hes sooo adorable
random gay kid- YA HE CAN BUTTER MY TOAST ANY DAY
normal guy- ya it was awesome we finally won one
girl- NO O M G Sam GAGNE was playing hes sooo adorable
random gay kid- YA HE CAN BUTTER MY TOAST ANY DAY
by BJORT September 22, 2009
Get the Sam Gagnemug.