salty hamster

Mildly Irritating but still cute.

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.

by Destroyerkid237 November 27, 2017

salty guava

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

Salty KitKat

When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat

Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard

by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021

Salty

Salty-Taste of salt (duh)
Salty-When someone does mean things to you because they are jealous of something you have/or don't have something they want.

This soup is so salty!

Amanda was salty because she didn't have a fucking ass.

by FrozenPiss November 26, 2019

Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020

Salty Session

The act of spreading your naked sweaty body on the body of another participant, in which you are sure to injest the others liquids. Commonly done at the same time as a 69, so you receive extra flavor.

Yo bro that salty session was lit as fuck! full send!

by Mr. SweatMaster August 26, 2018

Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021