Salty Spitoon

When you finish on a girls stomach or titties and you slurp up your cum off of her and spit it in their mouth.

Jen wanted to try something different so she got that 7/11 salty slurpee on her chest I had to slurp my chin up and spit it in her mouth, call it a salty spitoon.

by shithead steve August 19, 2022

salty codger

when kaboom sits in from of the tv and doesn't switch to a modern tv provider. He is defined as a "salty codger"

(noun)

Since Kaboom sits in front of the of the tv all day, he is a salty codger :)

by Smartaleec9 March 8, 2019

Salty

Once used to describe one's bitter and negative attitude in generally a game environment, now an overused insult targeted at anyone who is disliked by generally agitated individuals who use it to feel Superior .

Guy1: Ah damn! We could have won that if we tried :P
Guy2: Nah, you're just a salty noob. Stay mad kid.

by Xefolyn February 13, 2017

salty guava

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

Salty

1. A person that won’t forgive you for days

2. A person that makes a big deal out of everything.
3. A small asshole or cunt
4. Stingy as fuck

Fuck Charlie is so salty he won’t give me my ten dollars because I won’t tell him a secret.
Amari is so salty she threw a fit when I made a small joke.

by The cuck tickeler May 19, 2018

Salty Spitune

When after a gang bang everyone ejaculates in the woman's mouth.

They filled her mouth like a salty spitune.

by Dr. Ghil September 20, 2016

salty neck slap

When your hand is sweaty and you proceed to slap someone on the throat .

Ayye Bish, you finna get salty neck slapped?

by J . Cortez September 19, 2016