cold spring theory

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1

Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.

by Florence1 August 2, 2023

dirty springer

During sex, all parties involved use the real name of either their brother or sister and in some special occasions their mother or father, to address their partner. This type of kink is used heavily during family reunion orgies.

"I pulled a dirty springer last night and my aunt turned into a rodeo bull!"

by Air-rick the great August 8, 2023

Hope springs eternal

it is human nature always to find fresh cause for optimism.

Here are a few ways you can use "hope springs eternal" in a sentence to convey the meaning that humans always find fresh reasons to be optimistic:

Despite several rejections, the writer kept submitting her manuscript, because hope springs eternal.
Even after a brutal winter, the sight of the first crocus blooming reminded everyone that hope springs eternal.
The gambler, down to his last dollar, placed a final bet, a testament to the fact that hope springs eternal.
Though the peace talks had stalled, diplomats continued to meet, for hope springs eternal.

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

The spring yard zone

Sex

But in sonic terms

Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night

Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?

Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)

by MattIGuess August 8, 2024

Rock Springs

A complete shithole town in Wyoming filled with passive aggressive cowards, people who call the cops on you for having flowers growing in your yard, and people who have meth parties where they sound like they are murdering women with hammers. Everyone there is ugly and haggard. The 20 year olds look 30, and the 30 year olds look 42. Half of the town is on meth, and the other half are alcoholics. The people in town are liars and morally corrupt. They never stick to their word and are completely pathetic. It is a perfect representation of Wyoming as a state. The world would be a better place if Rock Springs burned to the ground.

I moved to Rock Springs and realized why Wyoming has the highest suicide rate in the whole country.

by KeepWalkingBitchFace September 28, 2023

Irish spring

When you piss in the sink and leave the party without saying goodbye .

Do not brush your teeth in the Irish spring.

by Tnarg Nivek October 16, 2023

The Springtrap Effect

The act of being unable to die and coming back to life, even after you get sent to hell.

Person 1: So... the question is... how do you always come back?
Afton 2: The Springtrap Effect.

by Themaninthe_rabbit_suit December 18, 2023