Rusty Assassin

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.

“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”

by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021

rusty tranny plug

when you have a date for an hour with a tranny from leolist and you bend her over the hood of the lexus and pump her full of tranny fluid and plug her up.

i saw him giving her a rusty tranny plug in regent park

by squirto February 26, 2021

Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...

"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"

by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021

rusty nipple

a drink made from mixing whiskey and milk

"man all I have is whiskey and milk"
"that's cool dude, i'll have a rusty nipple"

by parsleypants March 31, 2021

rusty bongwater

What you get when you use a metal bong.

The myth, the man, the legend.
My dixie wrecked.

Rusty Bongwater - may your eyes be red and your budz green.

by Rustybongwater April 14, 2021

rusty mazzorella

A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner

by Kb11223344 April 27, 2021