Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*

by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023

The Record Player

A sex position where a woman spreads her legs to expose the vagina while the man then inserts his penis into her Vagina and then sounds around like a record under a needle

Yo I have that hot bartender a good old fashion the record player last night but she kinda wants to press charges guess she can’t handle it hahahaha

by Xxxbulleteater69 June 28, 2025

pain players

Gamers that suffer and express their frustrations in meltdown form and / or will game even if it causes harm to themselves or dependents IRL.

WOW is full of Pain Players. Remember those viral Clan leaders shouting their lungs off, or that Korean couple that left their infant at home which eventually died to play WOW in an Internet Café?

by josencarnacao October 24, 2022

player

some idiot on discord called player idk

person 1: yo player
player: what

by Player_kunuckies82 March 7, 2024

Arcane Odyssey Grand Navy Player

The most corrupt players in the community

All Arcane Odyssey Grand Navy Players are disgusting

by Thunder00 September 14, 2025

Anti The Fortnite Player

A big meanie head who abuses his ping on Fortnite. And his FPS. A real douche unlike Tingamajig.

Anti The Fortnite Player: “Man I’m lagging!”

Tingamajig: “What’s your ping?”
Anti The Fortnite Player: “2!”
Tingamajig: *hangs up, while on 80 ping...*

by [e-mail] April 9, 2021

2019 Minecraft Player

A minecraft bandwagon who started playing the game in 2019 because it got popular

Player 1: Hey when did you start playing Minecraft?
Player 2: I started in 2019
Player 1: You are a 2019 Minecraft player? You were a bandwagon

by Zombieparrot37 March 5, 2021