piss white

When one ejaculates semen out of a penis either by mistake or during a flaccid period.

My penis is so pathetic that it just decided to piss white.

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014

piss magnet

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.

Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*

by Cock k November 25, 2019

Pissing Contest

A political debate

John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.

by xsnake1 December 28, 2014

bleeding piss

when someone keeps telling you lies, spewing bullshit

“I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”

by Bleedingpisspeter May 30, 2018

Jackpot to Piss in

When you are so far in debt that winning the lottery wouldn't even pay off your bills.

Due to credit card companies raising rates on their cards upwards of 30% the average American doesn't have a Jackpot to piss in.

by Curtmandingo January 17, 2010

dollar piss

Refers to extremely cheap beer.

Go grab some dollar piss at the Chevron.

by Wade, MD. September 20, 2023

Piss spicket

Another name for male genitalia

I have the best piss spicket. Wanna see it?

by Tony5150 August 27, 2022