Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

by popnart May 19, 2017

Beach bum

(N.)Cherry butt cheeks from sunburn

Sitting out in the sun today made me get a beach bum

by Mliv June 10, 2020

The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 03, 2024

Nasty beach

A girl who is nasty is multiple ways, but never seems to notice her nastyness

This girl is disgusting she’s such a nasty beach

by I use heriods on the daily December 01, 2019