more beach days

Ryan Miller large juicy wiener in my mouth

All I want for Christmas is more beach days

by Muff8907 December 22, 2021

kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.

"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024

brain beach

when someone is thinking up a fantasy in their head

When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."

by McWritah July 26, 2015

Malexory Beach

A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella

What's the weather like at Malexory Beach?!

by imalwaysdown January 1, 2011

Zegema Beach

The finest beach in the outer rim!

Rico: I've always wanted to go to Zegema Beach!

by Darth_Carolus June 9, 2025

Tillicum Beach

A spot near San Marine, Oregon, but also means something else such as the quickest organism ever experienced by a certain person on this site. (me)
First, read some raunchy definitions on this site.
Then, start a warm shower and get in, tub shower combo recommended.

Turn away from the shower head and lay down on the bottom of the shower.
Start choking the chicken upside down on your back and your feet will go cold, continue until Mt. St. Helens erupts.
Why am I Like this?

Hey Ryan I visited Tillicum Beach last night.
Wait Oregon is 400 miles away. OH DISGUSTING!

by notworthyofmanythings44632 February 15, 2021

beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019