panic nut

When your family gets home earlier than expected.
My family came home a half hour early so i had to panic nut.
by firedeadpool August 19, 2017
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Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.
I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.
by _Luke_Ass_ February 05, 2019
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Vape-Nut

An instance where you constantly vape nicotine while jacking off, to the point that you orgasm without even feeling it.
by Cyrus Fagle February 05, 2020
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Academian Nut

1. A person who is crazy about education. A student or Scholar who is nuts.

2. Receiving or giving an orgasm, to or from, an educated person.
1. Student: Hello Professor, Here is my homework for last week, next week, and for the rest of the semester.
Professor: I knew you were a bright student, but I didn't know you were an Academian Nut!

2. Male Student: Damn! that girl in my English Class is fine as hell, I think I just found my first Academian Nut bust of the semester.
Female Student: These fools are Academian Nuts if they think they can get any bitch they want.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
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VAMPSHIRE NUT

VERB:

When your sexual Vampire bite's down on your jugular for the last time, you draw near and approach your final climax and end in the eternal nut. P.s Best done by a gobby
Setting: Afterlife

Tony appears in a puff of smoke

Geregory Von Hilmshire: "WTF Tony, how did you get here."

Tony: "I did it Bro. I did the Vampshire NUT!"
by Vampshire July 01, 2022
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On A Bitches Nut

On a Bitches Nut is when a male or female is trying to slide in the panties of a female.By making the girl feel like shes the

only girl in the world.A person who suffers from On A Btiches Nut seem to make a female feel like she is the funniest person alive,complimenting all their school work(in a schooling environment)or sending them lame memes over social media, that are funny to her but are not funny ,A person therefore enters a state of being ON A BITCHES NUT.This term only apply to people trying to get with females.Similar to HoesB4Brositis Being infected with On A Bitches Nut can be cured with a quick hit and quit it.
Mate Block is being a right dickhead.I reckon he is On A Bitches Nut at the moment.
by Victor francis May 17, 2019
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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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