Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 5, 2016

Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.

Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!

by GangW33d September 23, 2018

powder nuts

The word used for a older make friend in there 40s meaning they are just shooting blanks

Old powder nuts here is as good as a ash tray on a motorbike

by Turtle boy January 18, 2016

dietz nuts

Dietz &Watson

You:What are those?

Your friend:Oh these? Dietz nuts.
You:Can i have some?
Your friend: Sure, grab a good handful in them😳Get a good grip in there😏
You:IM OUT

by The Dwayne Rock Johnson January 6, 2022

Academian Nut

1. A person who is crazy about education. A student or Scholar who is nuts.

2. Receiving or giving an orgasm, to or from, an educated person.

1. Student: Hello Professor, Here is my homework for last week, next week, and for the rest of the semester.
Professor: I knew you were a bright student, but I didn't know you were an Academian Nut!

2. Male Student: Damn! that girl in my English Class is fine as hell, I think I just found my first Academian Nut bust of the semester.
Female Student: These fools are Academian Nuts if they think they can get any bitch they want.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."

Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.

by Guy with a dick October 5, 2017