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by Qu.bu March 15, 2017
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I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.
Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023
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Miranda Math

If Austin gives Miranda chocolate & Miranda spills it on herself…it’s Austin’s fault
That’s Miranda math
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Math

Some gay shit that people use for school, instead of learning how to buy a house, do taxes, or live.
by Thatguyyouknow69420 March 12, 2024
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Math Is a Verb.

When you can’t be a spectator vis-à-vis the world’s most disliked school subject, but you need to be a player to master it—reading or listening about math won’t make you fluent in the subject, but doing math will.
Like Christianity, math is a verb. Just like you can’t impact lives if you merely know about Jesus and His teachings, so reading pop math books without dirtying your hands is unlikely going to raise your quantitative literacy in meeting the technological challenges of the 21st century.
by Numerati December 6, 2024
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Mhs 10y4 maths

This maths class is not just any maths class it’s a joke!all we ever do is sit there waiting for sir to give us a bloody 10hr speech oh how he thinks Tyler should shut up and then there’s some girl at the front Charlotte all she ever says is “gonners n that” and she’s such a chav but let’s admit she’s sick at singing and then there’s nikola who was near Charlotte but got moved and she doesn’t stop flirting with some lad and doesn’t stop terroring Charlotte about some lad called Lewis or sommet, and then we never get anything done honestly it’s a joke,and then the bell goes and Rebecca Mitchell skrtttsss off the the line to eat all the food and then Charlotte always terrors all the yr7s also still saying “gonners and that” and then nikola just wees herself everyday Cos of Charlotte but let’s admit she’s the funniest person u will ever meet!!!!! - someone that sits in the middle of the class hehehehe
by Suckmybigdick04 February 17, 2020
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Math

A subject known to put students in symptoms such as heavy eyes, nausea and more. This is why math is math. Mental Abuse To Humans or Mental Asylum To Hell.
Doctor: Your son is sick
Mom: Why?
Doctor: He got off a Math class.
by GrayController November 10, 2019
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