never miss

irohlol

this person irohlol never misses and always spits facts

by irohlol April 3, 2021

Miss Punnymany

Da super-helpful-and-dedicated secretary of da great stand-up comedian Bames Johnned; she often sits off-stage with a two-way earpiece-radio to maintain constant communication with him, and quietly makes joke-suggestions to Mr. Johnned if he is occasionally is at a loss for words.

Bames Johnned: Good evening, Folks, and thank you so much for coming; you all look absolutely fabulous from here! A funny thing happened on my drive over here tonight --- I saw a whole flock of wild geese in the grassy median of the freeway, and they were all making a huge commotion over something they'd found on the ground. Dunno why they were being so noisy about it, though; I guess that they just --- ummmm..."
Miss Punnymany: "How 'bout, 'they just enjoy honking their own horns', Sir?"
Bames Johnned: "Yes --- they just enjoy honking their own horns! Thanks, Miss Punnymany --- how would I ever manage without you?"

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

miss aker

shes a fucking weirdo. she like to have large black jizz in her face everyday.

she wants a miss aker.

by jimbobbillyjean December 6, 2011

miss worldwide

an absolute god amongst (wo)men. the sexiest woman alive.

“have you seen <insert name> lately? she could get it any day!”

“yeah she’s miss worldwide. always has been, always will be”

by yo gabba gabba August 3, 2021

bread and butter miss

a school girl, a young school girl.

Dude, look at that bread and butter miss.

by mansoo June 5, 2012

missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.

YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"

by aaw1 April 15, 2022

post someone you miss

October 20th is the one day you get to Post someone you miss. But post their picture ANONYMOUSLY

Hey who is that you posted?

Sorry Its October 20th which is post someone you miss. I have to post them anonymous

by ciryla October 19, 2020