Shat Blue Lights

To shit blue lights or shat blue lights means to be pleasently surprized, something made you jump or to be frightened. Often used in northen parts of England.

I thought some one broke in after hearing a bang, i shat blue lights

by scouselad August 12, 2010

Recharge the gas light

Putting so little gas in your vehicle that the gas light is still on when leaving the station.

I'm so broke that I always just recharge the gas light so I can drive to the store and grab a 40.

by JBarber August 1, 2012

coffee and cake light

coffee and cake light

a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...

coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

light scrounging tard

A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.

Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!

by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006

Strobe light sex

going at it so hard you keep activating the Clapper

Last night we had strobe light sex.

by Miriam69 April 18, 2012

brown-light special

When in foreplay, a man may tittyfuck a female backward, with his posterior upon the front of her head. She then performs anulingus on him while he tittayfucks her hard.

I was messing around with this chick, and I got the BROWN-LIGHT SPECIAL!

by Jim Carter April 15, 2004

purple led lights

swag. purple led lights mean the person using them is one of the best people in the universe. or theyre bi. like thats it. its that simple.

aven really likes those purple led lights. i think you know what that means

by uzidgaf February 19, 2021