by savvywiddit October 29, 2021
Get the King OxJ mug.I've heard rumors of the ghost of King Henry VIII wandering the castle. The ghost king was very prolific at handing out free cumshots full of ghost cum to any unsuspecting women that happened to wander by, as it was that he did while he was alive.
by Bad C dev July 22, 2021
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THE TWERKGUARD IS THE REAL LIFE TWERK KING EVERY TIME HE BLOWS HIS WHISTLE THE LADIES GO BUZERK FOR THE TWERK ALERT!!!
by TWERKGUARD July 27, 2021
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Get the King Sebastian mug.An incel who uses children's video games to chat up underage girls to convince them to send pictures of them so he can show fellow workmates pictures of them under the guise that he's some kind of ladies man. Egotistical and psychopathic, they are very quick to claim to be the victim to cover their nefarious practices.
Did you hear about that guy who got added to the sex offender register for show pictures of young girls to his workmates?
Yeah he's a bit of a Biohazardous King!
Yeah he's a bit of a Biohazardous King!
by Monkeyfuck McGraw June 26, 2021
Get the Biohazardous King mug.Boy oh boy, if you thought hoi4 was bad, well you ain't seen nothing yet. Crusader Kings, commonly shortened to CK, is a game with the first one being boring, the second one being good, and the third having some potential. The game, being set in the time period of 769-1453 in the case of Ck2, means that there's some weird stuff going on, including religious intolerance and forced marriage. Of course, you can also play as the victims of this, PROVIDED YOU HAVE THE RIGHT DLC! Yep, you need DLC to play as Muslims. Honestly, the games themselves are fine, but the problem is always the fanbase, some salty 13-year old fascist complaining about the removal of Deus Vult from Ck3. At this point, there are 2 kinds of Ck players, someone who just kinda wants to see a nice dynasty grow and do some medieval roleplay, and some actual racist, who probably breaks his computer every time his dynasty is inherited by a gay person or a woman. Anyway, the game is fine, just stay away from multiplayer, at all costs. Oh and the reddit has 0 context in the titles so much that the titles of the reddit posts got its own subreddit.
Person 1: "I like Crusader Kings."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."
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