Lauren Kelly is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. She gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a reason the smile at my darkest times, and a sense of purpose in this crazy world. She has a smile that can light up this whole universe and laugh that never fails to cheer someone up. She’s the most genuine kind person ever and you are the luckiest man alive if she somehow chooses you. Even luckier if she chooses to love you.
by Les Voyagers October 24, 2023
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by Kay777 September 2, 2023
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D1 athlete, future millionaire and business owner. Also goes by “Kelly”
This 6’5 handsome athlete is on the road to greatness. Very friendly person
This guy can basically do everything
This 6’5 handsome athlete is on the road to greatness. Very friendly person
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Yo Kelly , how do you get the girls?
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Kamari Kelly is a gift from god to the world
by Kell_30 November 20, 2023
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Derives from the actions of singer & songwriter R. Kelly, who was convicted of racketeering and the sexual abuse of minors. One of R. Kelly's most infamous cases of abuse included him urinating on an underaged girl.
Derives from the actions of singer & songwriter R. Kelly, who was convicted of racketeering and the sexual abuse of minors. One of R. Kelly's most infamous cases of abuse included him urinating on an underaged girl.
by bamcats December 5, 2024
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P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!
by Tk lover December 6, 2024
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by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
Get the odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard mug.Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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