Jersey

A very small state that is located within the New Jersey and Garden State Turnpikes.

Man: I'm from Jersey.

Man2: Oh yourh from Joise, what exit?

by tribal36 June 9, 2009

Jersey Shore Whore

When someone has a fake tan and Euro style of clothing, while using words such as "bro" and fist pumps when engaged in activities.

Those 4 kids walking down the street are Jersey Shore Whores.

by Jalapeno Flavor November 7, 2010

New Jersey

A beautiful and great state to many of us New Jerseyites.

A redneck from the south: (strong accent) Your from joisey are you, does it smell?

New Jerseyite\New Jerseyan: One, its New Jersey and two, it smells like trees, so shut the fuck up.

by A Happy New Jerseyan April 20, 2014

jersey girl

the act of a girl wearing push up bras to make her boobs look bigger. Only dates jersey guys because thats the only way to get action for sexual pleasure.

that girl ally andersen is the biggest jersey girl ever.

by g3t b0d1113d up April 10, 2009

jersey

also meaenin ur digits

yo mami let get ur jersey so me an u can kick it

by miss shyster November 21, 2006

jersey

1. Word replacing thankyou, thanks, cheers etc.
2. word replacing goodbye, later, greetings.

"i got you a drink"
"jersey"

"jersey for bring that over"

by LEM Chino April 17, 2005

Jersey

Of, or referring to, a females name and Phone Number.

"I saw this fine ass dime walk through the club, but I didn't get the jersey."

by Sam Stunter February 9, 2010