New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

New Jersey

A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.

(example 1)

Hamilton: Where is this happening?

Philip: Across the river in Jersey

Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey

(Example 2)

Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy

Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?

(Example 3)

Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?

Burr: Alexander, please.

by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019

jersey

The wildest people of all

Bitch please , i’m from Jersey

by yolojersey July 31, 2019

Jersey Shore Snow Cone

(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex

Bro, I blindfolded my girl and jersey shore snow coned last night! She screamed!

by Lick my rose November 11, 2019

New Jersey

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?

by gnostic3 November 24, 2019

south jersey

complete trash

where are you from?
south jersey

oh so basically pennsylvania?

by bigpimpinbigdreams April 12, 2019

Jersey

He is so fucking fine. He is sweet, kind, nice, and sometimes crazy. He's the one that gets the hoes wit the FAT ASS. You dont wanna see the other side of him! He's a menace and he goes CRAZY on the other side!

DAMN, jersey gonna be famous one day. He's gonna get all the chicks

by Snowy too icy December 11, 2019