The Jersey Handshake

After you are done having anal sex and before you've blown your load, you pull out and have the girl finish you off with a hand job. The end result is that the girls hand is covered in crap and cum, like most Jersian-ites. . . inians, what ever the hell you call them. And, most importantly, you got your nut in a very unusual, exciting way.

E.G " Dude, I was fucking that chick last night and I got her to give me The Jersey Handshake!"

P.J.P " I LOVE GIVING THOSE. . . i mean getting them."

by Dr. Edward Garcia October 17, 2008

New Jersey

The state I've lived in my whole life.
South Jersey pretty cool, but when you go to the Shore it gets horrible.
Also, we don't say "Joisey."
BUT IF YOU COME HERE PEOPLE WILL SAY WUTER NOT WATER AND IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE.

New Jersey is cool but when they said "wuter" it's a turn off

by reycanenu March 16, 2017

Central Jersey

Not a real place, everyone claiming to be from Central Jersey is just fuckin retarded

Jake: I’m from Central Jersey
Joe: Jake did you remember your pills this morning?

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Buttfuck, New Jersey

adj. While not as far away as Buttfuck Nowhere, this term is used when you have no idea where you are located currently, but have a general sense of where you're, somewhat, at. This is normally used when describing your location in a text, or as a witty comment. Synonym for "Middle of Nowhere", although it can also be interchanged with "Hell".

Nig-nog #1: Where did that pig want us to go again, niBBA?

Niglet: Man, IDK, probably Buttfuck, New Jersey...

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 March 11, 2018

jersey junkyard

The greatest roller coaster ride in history. No seriously. It has this like, car, that has headlights, and they turn on right at you. That's basically it.

Whilst riding Jersey junkyard, someone interrupted my booming kuwanging.

by xxexplosivoxx August 1, 2003

Jereel

someone who is a all around nice guy; someone who falls in love too fast;He would be the best boyfriend; He would do anything to make his significant other happy; someone who will make you laugh with his lame jokes if you ever find a jereel he would make you head of heels in love.

I want a boyfriend like Jereel .

by missshineyshine November 15, 2012

Jersey cream

A great lift at whistler to take you to the blackcomb glacier.

What a great ride today, I loved the jersey cream wrecking me.

by Jerzeycreme January 28, 2017