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Jelly

Jelly is slang for your dick, so if someone is talking about there jelly there actually talk in about their dick
Person 1: stop touching my jelly dude

Person 2: oh my bad
by Thickdaddylonglegs321 December 15, 2023
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Jelly Butters

FF-in Nut-ter
Blud, Lowe this Jelly Butters Sh*t
by WheatenFields#1 July 26, 2010
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Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
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Jelly Women

Jelly women is basically a jelly women
Hey Jelly women by Sara !!
by WHahahahahahhahaahahha July 19, 2021
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Trigger Jelly

Also known as the Prostate it is a gland surrounding the neck of the bladder in male mammals and releasing prostatic fluid
Man 1: yo I got my trigger jelly checked yesterday. All clear!
by K33P3R March 28, 2021
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Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J)

when you take a jar of Goober and spread it between a girl's butt cheeks then eat it out
Last night I was with this chick that had me eat her ass after spreading Goober between her cheeks. I've been craving Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) all day now.
by that-guy177 January 7, 2022
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Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.
Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.
by skeeterpoo January 8, 2012
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