Fat Jacks

Another term for tits

Check out those fat jacks! I'd hit it.

by JL3 September 6, 2005

Jack stranger

When you masturbate with your numb arm you are giving yourself a "Jack Stranger."

I'm horny and lonely.. I think tonight calls for a Jack Stranger!

by Spankamonkey December 8, 2013

Jack Burns

Little round ass grape lookin ass that is skinny and plays his phone too much. He plays his phone when he is on vacation with his friends. He broke his femur and never recovered all legends die on the making. R.I.P Big daddy Burns calculator 2017-2018

Jack Burns is a skinny round head ass kid that likes men

by Jack Burns April 26, 2019

Jack Wilson

Jack Wilson is a fucking champaroo. There is no one cooler than him. He has a gay brother named Matty who is not cool. Jack strives to achieve greatly at his school and loves English class. He is a fucking legend. He has a massive cock aswell. Jack also loves James Chapman who is his best friend.

Holy shit did you see Jack Wilson the other day? That champaroo had his dick tied around his body like a belt.

by Champaroo February 14, 2019

Blumpkin Jack

The act of a crazy buff guy sitting on a toilet in the house of a dirty mexican while receiving a blumpkin by a Wizard of Oz character (preferably the lion or a munchkin).

Bryan: Whoa! You look you happy

Jake: I just got the best Blumpkin Jack from LVG!

by BlumpkinLoverSanchez November 21, 2010

Slack-Jack

A complete and utterly terrible handjob. One that is simply not worth the time and honestly makes one wonder what the fuck is wrong with with the human being who's head is in your lap.

Brady came back Jones' house and told everyone that Liz gave him the Slack-Jack of the century and he'd rather stick his dick in a pinecone than experience that again.

by SpamoniJones April 6, 2010

Surrey Jack

Brown kids from Surrey who think they are gangsters that come from middle class/wealthy families they usually get a high fade and keep a goatee. You can find these Surrey jacks nowadays at Cabana, Taphouse and Cactus club. Surrey jacks love wearing their Gucci murses and driving their dads luxury vehicles. Some risky Surrey Jacks who take the gangster image too far start working dial-a-dope lines to look extra cool.

Person 1: Yo look at that Surrey Jack wearing his Gucci side Bag he thinks he’s nuts

Person 2: bro chill out that guys rowdy he works for tintu guys line

by YooShouldWeGoCabana December 27, 2022