Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it

1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.

by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020

metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.

He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.

by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012

Dirty spoon

When spooning and little spoon has big spoons cock in their rectum.

I fell asleep dirty spooning last night. We were spooning with my cock in her butt.

by Cbonesteak March 23, 2024

spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.

I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.

by Shumph January 19, 2018

ignorant spoon

a shovel or a spoon that basically does nothing

hay man go grab me that ignorant spoon!

by btwig95 July 14, 2020

silver spoon

in modern day street slang, a “silver spoon present” represents the use of heroin, as silver unlike other metals reduces the risk of toxins being released into the drug when ignited.

“she’ll never get her life together if she doesn’t get over that silver spoon”

by everyusernameiwantistaken November 24, 2020

spoon

a curvy and round knife

i still think spoons are curvy im not gonna make it flat it is good to use for cereal

by i actually like green not blue July 2, 2020