Turtle Head

Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell

Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell, aka "Turtle Head", poked out momentarily from intense deliberations with Senate Democrats, to announce that a budget deal had yet to be reached.

by Fishsticks Wilson January 22, 2013

Sock-head

A person who wears their beanie lightly set upon their head, so that the beanie sticks out and it looks like they have a sock on their head

Adam: "whats up with that kids beanie?"

Brad: "oh dude thats a sock-head"

by honeysuckles September 30, 2009

turtle head

a shit that knocks at your underpants.

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

by that guy August 30, 2003

Moose Head

Same action as road head, but instead of the driver getting pleasured their co-pilot, or passenger, gets to receive some scrumptious head from the backseat slut.

While Shane was driving to the river, Kiki leaned over and gave Spencer some moose head.

by BearClaw91 August 12, 2009

Head and Shoulders

The act of jizzing in someones shampoo.

"Ah man! This ain't shampoo! Its jizz! Head and shoulders..."

by Sally may I December 08, 2011

baby head

From mountain biking: A roundish rock, about the size and shape of a baby's head. Avoid running over it, or risk crashing.

Dude, did you see all those baby heads back there?

by Brother Jethro August 30, 2004

talking heads

The best band to ever play music and they supported the use of cocaine. David Byrne is a romantic poet and should become your conscience. Their music is the ultimate aphrodesiac.

"Stop making sense, stop making sense...stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And nothing is better that this
( is it? )"

by Bubby J December 10, 2004