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Fingerholi Test

When deciding if one wants to engage in anal intercourse or salad tossing, first insert ones finger into your partners anus to determine if it clean or not
When his partner didn’t pass the Fingerholi test, Dino wiped his finger on the wall and got out of there.
by Betty Faye Wobble January 16, 2021
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Finger

To finger is when a male or Female Jerks 1 or more fingers in a females pussy, for pleasure.
"Babe, I want you to finger me now, before you fuck me"
by PlsFuckMe303 April 6, 2021
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Finger Batter

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance
I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands
by booboochoochoo April 6, 2021
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Finger pecking bird

(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.

From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.

The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.

The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!

The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
by Thecatswhiska April 24, 2021
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Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.
“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”
by __Spirit November 1, 2021
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Finger time

When an artist loses their tool for a project and now has to their finger
I lost my Apple Pencil, it’s Finger time!”
by LipanConjuring December 7, 2021
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finerk

Oh! Look! A finerk! Nope actually it’s just a piece of lint.
by Knadwig Von Scubin March 12, 2022
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