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Failception

A fail that is posted on failblog.org that fails to be a fail. Also, a video fail on failblog.org that fails to play.
I was on failblog.org, and the fail shown was actually a win, resulting in a failception.

I was on failblog.org, and the video that was posted failed to play. F A I L C E P T I O N
by Plysomack September 12, 2011
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fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.
Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011
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Failamanstration

(Verb) The act of demonstrating how to fail.
Enron gave a perfect failamanstration in 2001 when the company eventually went bankrupt because of acounting "loopholes".

Father : Hold on son let me give you a failamanstration
Son : *facepalm*
by Nigga Nigga Nigga April 29, 2012
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fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action
"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."
by SC Monster November 16, 2012
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fagletooth

additive: describing that person you know, that has the worst set of teeth ever that you just think "how does that person chew it's so bad".
"you know rob from accounting" said rose. john reply with " you mean that guy with the really bad fagletooth problem"?
by deaf mad hatter March 5, 2013
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fabler

Someone who thinks that they can lie but really suck
You lied I didn't yes you did prove it ok I was lieing yes I know you fabler
by Defuser October 27, 2013
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Faglet

"Fag" and "Tablet" put together.
"Is he paying attention?"
"No he's always on his faglet..."
by debugkatamari February 26, 2015
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