David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.
‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’
by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019
Get the David Cumberlandmug. David and autumn are the cutest couple you will ever meet. They will get in fights sometimes but will make back up in a few days. They are funny, cute, and they are very romantic. You will be 100% jealous when your around them, but dont worry they will always be there for you. If you find a couple named this dont ever let go. Ever. They are the people you need and want to be around forever.
by Laxjess23 September 21, 2019
Get the david and autumnmug. by brianjune November 9, 2019
Get the Disco Davidmug. An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.
David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer
Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung
David, wake up there are customers that need to be served
David…??? (Laughter erupts)
Damn I could do with some Diddy willy
You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life
No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream
David are you sleeping (in indian)
Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS
Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung
David, wake up there are customers that need to be served
David…??? (Laughter erupts)
Damn I could do with some Diddy willy
You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life
No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream
David are you sleeping (in indian)
Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS
by Jamol tech tips December 28, 2022
Get the David “Diddy”mug. When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
Get the Doing a Davidmug. by Yor d June 6, 2018
Get the David Garridomug. by TreeTrunccc November 22, 2020
Get the David Banksmug.