Crown the pirate

When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.

Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.

I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.

by Corporalcupcake November 15, 2010

Crowning the Plaza

the action of taking middle age children, grabbing them by the head (or crown), putting them in burlap bags, crown first, and dragging them across the plaza, while simultaneously beating them with croissants.

hey, lets go crown the plaza!" "I've really got to go crown the plaza" "after a long day, i always look forward to crowning the plaza

by manwhoknowsallinvariation November 30, 2010

crowesam

a person you find is beyond the words of beautiful,smart and caring. in beauty puts megan fox to shame. a type of person that also requires a lot of attention. in short a girl that u can easly fall in love with. also they are dangerous in bed. its like no one you have ever met in your life. in fact, its fairly easy to fall for these types of people

samantha: hi

matt: i love u crowesam

samantha: oh dear

matt: crowe

by foshizz1234 January 22, 2013

Crowd feels

The feeling you get when a song you have previously heard live by one of your favorite bands gets played and you are reminded of the excitement you felt when listening to aforementioned band.

Every time i hear (insert song) i get crowd feels of me singing along with my favorite band!

by pewp_scewp August 19, 2013

Crowd Squirter

One who ejaculates on a big crowd.

That girl is a real crowd squirter.

by cslickster002 December 28, 2016

Crowning Achievement

When you take a big dump and your man poon retracts causing your turd to be totally reassumed by the butt. Typically happens on accident but causes feelings of great achievement that forces you to to tell everyone you know about it.

"bro, I went to blast a dookie and ended up with a crowning achievement."

by freevageeter May 5, 2017

crown rumping

(n) The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken the following morning.

(adj) crown rumped - the state of having received a crown rumping.

My girlfriend must have gone crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there are plastic gloves on the night stand.

by Piptholomew June 23, 2017