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When a man goes for a woman's back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.
Dude, last night, Rachel got pissed at John when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.

I sure hope Rachel doesn't crown the pirate again.
by Corporalcupcake November 12, 2010
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