crack vet

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it
That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet
by Mrpeaches21 January 03, 2023
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crack cuisine

delicious combination of goldfish and raisins
named as such for its regular consumption in the crack den
"Yo man, I'm gonna have some of this crack cuisine while you finesse that hose!"
by greenyboy April 13, 2010
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crack stichie

a puff bar/vape that give u crack vibes. u not supposed to cough like crazy from a stichie
p1: hit this
p2: *hits stitchie then starts coughin his brains out*
p2: this shit taste like crack shit a crack stichie
by @veezy._e March 13, 2022
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crack:30

The hours of 11:30pm to 3am when the late night drinkers, pot smokers, and cracked out individuals make their run for their local gas station to recoup.
“Hey i’m going to the gas station you want anything?” “Get some wraps it’s crack:30 someone will buy you some”
by Dequan Sinbrock July 13, 2018
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crack fishing

A type of way of catching big ass fuckin fish using a crack rock
Damn Darrel caught a phat ass fish I think he's crack fishing.
by asavage5190 January 20, 2018
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crack boner

When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner
"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"
by Cringe nation October 07, 2015
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virgin crack

the crackling sound that is made when a screw is removed for the first time ever from any piece of equipment
If you don't hear the virgin crack, it's possible the screw has been taken out before
by nadbmal July 11, 2017
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