why are there corn?

A question once phrased in Biology class, due to frustration to the ridiculous questions being asked in class. Can be used as a question to a hard task one is faced with (usually in frustration or anger).

Mr. D: O.K. class, tonight's homework is CH. 1 sections 1-4 and all review questions.
Tom (frantically flipping through his book): Good Lord!!! Why are there corn?
Tom P: What the hell did you just say?
Tom: Nevermind, man. You wouldn't understand my anger right now.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008

Horn corn

Horn corn is used in foreshadowing the use of dirty, slang-riddled sentences to follow.

First known use is in American Dad, season 13 episode 4.

So what’s your problem kid? You honking a lot of horn corn around here or just sliding some whistles?

by Slackwhacker February 6, 2019

Plant the corn

To have sexual intercourse or sexual relations

A slang term frequently used by the Jamaican culture

examples:

my night nurse never want to plant the corn

- Raz Trent The lonely island

Q:Did you plant the corn with beth last night

A:Planted enough corn last night to feed all of Africa

by George Jones Jr September 10, 2012

Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger

A burger served with corn salsa!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger, it comes with corn salsa!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

King Corn

A man from the Ozarks who makes big doo-doo.

King Corn once crapped a turd that snaked its way down the street and ate a cat.

by Brett Saberhagen December 2, 2007

Pocket Corn Hole

This is the girls version of playing pocket pool.

Rachel was totally playing pocket corn hole while you were talking to her.

by WordsForDays December 14, 2010

Lafayette Corn Drive

The process of shoving a fully grown corn cob up your own anus for pleasure.

I heard Logan giving himslef a Lafayette Corn Drive last night. It was very disturbing because his moans sounded very feminine.

by ICP Hater 19 October 18, 2011