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ramming the clam 

A slang term used for female masturbation, esp. when using a sex toy such as a vibrator.
Dude, I accidentally walked in on my sister ramming the clam last night. I'm going to be having nightmares for months.
ramming the clam by aoedima June 10, 2012
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tighter than a clam's ass 

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.
Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.

do do clam 

To fart in your partner's mouth
Stop talking shit bitch or I'll fucking do do clam you!

Second hand clam 

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.
I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

Omg Becky , you second hand clam”
Second hand clam by Teddilinn November 9, 2019

Slow cooked Clam chowder 

Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring
Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.

Slapping The Clam 

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.
I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.