bumped coconuts

When you booty bump another booty on accident....

I was backing off the dance floor when I accidentally bumped coconuts with a complete uggo who then thought I was trying to dance with him fml

by chick45674456 March 29, 2019

bumping your jibbs

Talking alot, almost uncontrollably.

" you must of got a fat shot of coffee last night, because you were BUMPING YOUR JIBBS all night, and he kept half of us up with him." SMH

by DoobieJonesallinurmouth June 27, 2021

Titty Bump

When going over a speed bump, one's pectoral area might bounce in an animated fashion, causing a titty bump.

"Wow, that was a big titty bump! I think mine touched the roof of the car."

by Pixie Rainbow Farts March 4, 2024

Speed bump bouncing

When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.

Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing

by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022

Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022