Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”
by Portemento July 22, 2021
Get the Jalapeño Breakfastmug. When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.
by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022
Get the Cypriot Breakfastmug. When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club
I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.
I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.
I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.
by Bossgay March 18, 2016
Get the Breakfast Clubbedmug. 
by MostlyPeacefulProtester October 7, 2020
Get the Breakfast Gravymug.