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Ass Sap

During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.
I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.
by chengler October 9, 2016
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Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.
I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.
by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010
mugGet the Ass-fonclesmug.

ass slop

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity
My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)
by Disel2013 May 3, 2018
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condo-ass

short for condensationesque ass; when ur ass is sweaty from sitting in a leather chair/couch/stool for too damn long
kratos: "my ass is so sweaty from sitting in this hot ass bar and this leather barstool isnt helping. now i have condo-ass"

xelacue: "ugh, i hate that!"
by kratos2010 June 22, 2009
mugGet the condo-assmug.

Make Ass

When two people press their ass cheeks together and exchange their shit. Term is derived from making out in which two people exchange saliva. This can be performed through guy to girl, girl to girl, or guy to guy, make ass does not discriminate.
Hey babe I saw something new on urban dictionary maybe we can spice things up tonight and make ass.
by Juddys December 23, 2019
mugGet the Make Assmug.

Ass Bunny

similar to a dust bunny but resides in the crack of your ass,
A huge Ass Bunny came out of my ass when i took a shower last night.
by Ghetto Master Charles November 28, 2010
mugGet the Ass Bunnymug.

penis in ass

its when u put pepe in sum 1 anus
"I put me penis in ass lastnight"
by littlegayboiwhosucks June 25, 2017
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