alasdair

the act of climbing over somebody.

"We weren't having sex, I was just Alasdair-ing him."

by treeroy April 19, 2018

Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving

I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...

by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017

Alaskan McGuyver

The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.

Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.

We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.

by nancyscrew April 19, 2018

Alaskan Bonfire

Using icy hot as lube for anal sex

Last night Amy and i had an alaskan bonfire, yada yada yada it hurts to piss today

by Letstouchyourstoesladies January 14, 2018

alaskan hot chocolate

A variation of the Alaskan Pipeline, but instead of solid shit, you use diarrhea.

Hey man, we did the alaskan hot chocolate last night. She absolutely loved it!

by john00 January 18, 2018

alaskan daddy wrap

An Alaskan who wraps his lover in pita bread and eats her alive.

The man was arrested for committing an Alaskan Daddy Wrap.

by Alexis Texas Has A Fat Ass January 19, 2018

Alaskka

If you are a girl or know a girl named Alaskka, they are probably unique, creative, but something clueless. They may think they are the best at something one minute, and think they’re lousy at it the next. They are good friends to some, but may not like others. They always care what people think, but act like they don’t. They’re attention hogs, but fun to be around. My best friend’s name is Alaskka, and this is an exact description of her. If she saw this, she would get really mad, and go to my friends for comfort. She likes popular boys, stalks their classes, but tries to avoid them at the same time.

Alaskka is weird, but a good friend to most. She steals friends, but keeps all of them. She always wants to be your friend, and she’s really nice

by Kklove0222 May 6, 2018