youtube's comment section

Simply the best part of Youtube

Kid A: Damn son, have you seen the comments on ----'s video?
Kid B: Dude, I'm still crying. These comments were hilarious! I will never get bored of reading Youtube's comment section!

by Divoltious January 3, 2015

LeafyIsHere is the cancer of YouTube

An untrue phrase said by filthy non-reptilians

Non-reptilian: LEAFyISHErE IS THE CANCeR OF YOUTuBE!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!1!1!1!!1!!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!
Reptilian: HISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

by I eat poop 69 January 21, 2022

Orange YouTube

It is something like cocomelon.

Oh did you saw the video on orange YouTube?
-yes it was fun

by Daddyhector February 27, 2022

Youch

1. Noun: someone, usually a guy, who uses and abuses a friendship and hospitality and yet somehow, maintains friend status.

A youch may crash on your couch, fuck your girlfriend and wear and ruin your clothes, etc.), but you'll still find yourself hanging out as drinking buddies on Friday night.

2. Verb: To be a youch, the act of youching (see explanation above).

"I don't know how he can hang out with those guys constantly. They're all a bunch of youches."

"That guy has been youching him for years and they're still friends. Talk about enabling."

by Thelma Ritter April 10, 2005

Youthinasia

Youthinasia is the name of a young chinese boy, hence 'youth in asia.' He grew up in China where he worked 24 hours a day, 7 days a week as a Chinese Gold Farmer on World of Warcraft just like his family. One day, his mother and father sacrificed everything they had in order to move to America and seek better jobs as janitors and factory workers. They also have been trying to learn English. Unfortunately, Youthinasia was never able to master this new language. His peers would beat him up for the lulz and make fun of his poor Engrish. Because he could never do well in school, Youthinasia dropped out and now plays World of Warcraft 24/7 once again as a Chinese Gold Farmer. When his parents found out, they were disgraced. Youthinasia greatly dishonored his family and his parents went to Dr. Kevorkian to die via euthanasia. From that day on, the boy's name has become a term to describe the greatest level of nerdy failure ever.

Wow dude, you are so fucking nerdy. Plus, it also very noticeable that you are a huge failure. Congratulations, fuckbucket, you're the new Youthinasia!

by Travis Boudreax May 28, 2008

YouTube Girl

A girl (or possibly a man) on Twitter who is always gossiping about anything that goes on on YouTube. She always seems to know who's sleeping with who, who got pregnant by who, who got banned, who joined, who's posting videos, and almost anything else you can think of. There are many strange rumors going around about her, my three favorite being:
1. She gave birth to Hello Kitty.
2. She has her own line of animal-scented perfumes in Mongolia.
3. She lives in a penthouse apartment with Dakota Fanning.

check her out: http://twitter.com/youtubegirl

laugh your ass off at more rumors about "her":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q9MGXuP3C0

I'm following YouTube girl on Twitter. I really hope she doesn't start following me...

by Linette Dynamite February 2, 2009

YouTube Comments

A place underneath every video (unless the uploader disabled comments) that has better comedy than George Lopez, Kevin Hart, or any other comedian could ever give you. It doesn't matter what video it is.

Also full of words like Stupid, Dumbass, sentences like "I hate when people ask for likes" then they make you click the read more button... "Like if you agree", "42 likes and 15 views... YouTube is high right now", and "You suk nigger" which is usually the case.

Person 1: Bro do me a favor... Go to McJuggerNuggets's latest video and look at the YouTube comments. You might loose a few brain cells looking at it though.
Person #2: I see it. Are you talking about Squeezed Lemon's comment? Man, what a dick. And his grammar is so bad, but it's so funny!

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017