This was are first prototype for the make a wish foundation. It was an autistic sperm sold to all parents. Only one wanted a autistic fat ass but then they wanted to get an abortion but couldn’t because they were too poor. They tried to get an after birth diy abortion but there credit card was maxed out on gay roblox porn characters. They tried killing him by shooting him but missed and hit him in the leg. At his 8th grade dinner dance he smelled like a dead pig ejaculated all over itself. Later in his life he died from shooting himself in the dick to do a diy transgender surgery but bleed out and died
by Rapelittlegirlswiththehead April 12, 2019
Get the Chromo Whalemug. by Tcuntdog February 1, 2017
Get the Whale tailmug. When you match with a cute and seemingly slim girl on a dating app, invite her over to you place and it turns out that that she is severely overweight
Erlend matched with a “slim” girl on tinder, turned out see was as tall as she was wide. Erlend got whaled.
by Mørt August 6, 2021
Get the Whaledmug. A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.
by Capybaara September 17, 2021
Get the Tactical Whalemug. A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
Get the Beached Whalemug. The act of performing anal sex without lube causing the receiver so much pain that they make dolphin noises.
by buttbooger69 August 23, 2015
Get the Whale Mouthmug. by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023
Get the septic tank whalemug.