Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities

My ex is a two-balled bitch.

by Veggie Girl April 27, 2006

two in the stank

A variation of the shocker. Index finger in the vag with the ring finger and pinkie in the stank.

Rachel prefers two in the stank rather than one.

by kduballstar August 3, 2007

Two Kids in a Sandbox

The single most disgusting video on the web, in which a dude gets a dildo shoved in his penis.

Boy 1 "do you want to cry boy 2"
Boy 2 "yes"
Boy 1 "Watch Two kids in a sandbox"
Boy 2 "crying"

by OUCH!!! September 28, 2009

two hander

bobby

"woah is that bobby? he has a giant two hander!"

by Urban Dickhole October 13, 2011

Two Fingers Up

Means gets the lady’s, smart, cool, and has so much rizz

that dude with two fingers up is soo cool

by john34564 May 3, 2022

Two Finger Notice

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.

I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.

by mgibson746 April 14, 2014