Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities

My ex is a two-balled bitch.

by Veggie Girl April 27, 2006

Two Kids in a Sandbox

The single most disgusting video on the web, in which a dude gets a dildo shoved in his penis.

Boy 1 "do you want to cry boy 2"
Boy 2 "yes"
Boy 1 "Watch Two kids in a sandbox"
Boy 2 "crying"

by OUCH!!! September 28, 2009

two in the stank

A variation of the shocker. Index finger in the vag with the ring finger and pinkie in the stank.

Rachel prefers two in the stank rather than one.

by kduballstar August 3, 2007

two hander

bobby

"woah is that bobby? he has a giant two hander!"

by Urban Dickhole October 13, 2011

two hole punch

when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode

that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.

by StepOFFGeorge April 6, 2013

two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.

Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!

by MAC36 December 11, 2007