top of mind

A phrase used when covering up obvious mental deficiencies of people in undeserved positions of power.

Reporter: So the president bombed Ukraine instead of Russia because Ukraine was top of mind?

Diversity Higher: That’s right, Ukraine was top of mind. I think the American people will understand when something is at top of mind.

by MyPseudonym September 28, 2022

Top Dog

“Top Dog” is usually powerful and good looking, You can even challenge for top dog.

(Chase) is challenging the top dog

by ChaseTheWokeGuy November 17, 2017

Carrot Top

A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.

Hey man what is tha........ (Carrot Top Administered)

by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017

gut-top

A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.

I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.

"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"

by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008

top nobit

A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.

" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"

by calki May 10, 2007

cat-top

Cat-top is a term used to refer to a laptop computer that attracts your cat to sit on top of it usually whilst it's in use due to the heat that's generated from it.

Where's your laptop computer - I need to use it.
Its now a cat-top as the cat uses it instead to sit on.

by Cyberwulf October 24, 2014

Top Shelfing

The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.

Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.

by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018