Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load

After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.

Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.

by Just_Jake November 22, 2017

Spooning Sunday

For when yo baby momma, sugardaddy or any of the sort ain’t pullin thru you gots to get the homies involved with Spooning Sunday cuz all time is cuddle time (you can also participate if your single since we all down bad)

“Gonna go Spooning with the boyz for Spooning Sunday 🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵😈😈😈🤟🤟🤟”

by Waitingforgf... May 6, 2021

Spoon

A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.

Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.

by NotHarold May 9, 2015