More commonly known as a "Porta Potty"
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.
Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*
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A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?
Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !
Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting
Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !
Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting
Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!
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john barem means that some one is of lower intelegence and would be considered a "downie"
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