Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.
“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”
by royleelyor May 30, 2020
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duck fuck

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.
Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.
by duckie suckie April 06, 2019
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son of a duck

An ass kisser. A mama's boy. An obsessed follower. Son of a duck is an adjective used to describe a person who is obsessed at getting another persons approval and love even if that implies being ridiculous because they do not want to be alone.
OMG you are such a son of a duck. Stop seeking for her approval. Have some self respect!
by octavio-abril May 16, 2022
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Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice
Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*
by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice April 22, 2018
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Lame Duck

When a nude female straddles a male with his cock out and no penetration is made but she takes the cock in her hands behind her back near her ass region and humps while jerking him behind her back like simulating fake sexual intercourse (aka Fucking).
Liz totally gave Kyle a lame duck on New Years Eve.
by BoyWithBallsOnChin June 06, 2010
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fuck a duck

exclaimation of awe or surprise
-Fuck a duck! Did you see that shot
from mid-court? Swoosh!
-Fuck a duck! You scared the shit outta
me!
by Tobias Foxx May 01, 2003
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fumb duck

ur such a fumb duck
by !nVAzN^ October 13, 2003
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