Little round ass grape lookin ass that is skinny and plays his phone too much. He plays his phone when he is on vacation with his friends. He broke his femur and never recovered all legends die on the making. R.I.P Big daddy Burns calculator 2017-2018
by Jack Burns April 26, 2019
Get the Jack Burnsmug. by Spankamonkey December 8, 2013
Get the Jack strangermug. Jack Wilson is a fucking champaroo. There is no one cooler than him. He has a gay brother named Matty who is not cool. Jack strives to achieve greatly at his school and loves English class. He is a fucking legend. He has a massive cock aswell. Jack also loves James Chapman who is his best friend.
Holy shit did you see Jack Wilson the other day? That champaroo had his dick tied around his body like a belt.
by Champaroo February 14, 2019
Get the Jack Wilsonmug. A shed, shack, camping shelter, tent or other shelter which provides protection from view and privacy, when used by the inhabitant (often a teenager) to masturbate, smoke marijuana, or drink alcohol without being discovered or disturbed.
My family doesn't give me any privacy so I have to go to my Jack shack in the woods when I want to rub one out or smoke a joint.
by Johnathan J. Johnson April 18, 2020
Get the Jack Shackmug. Brown kids from Surrey who think they are gangsters that come from middle class/wealthy families they usually get a high fade and keep a goatee. You can find these Surrey jacks nowadays at Cabana, Taphouse and Cactus club. Surrey jacks love wearing their Gucci murses and driving their dads luxury vehicles. Some risky Surrey Jacks who take the gangster image too far start working dial-a-dope lines to look extra cool.
Person 1: Yo look at that Surrey Jack wearing his Gucci side Bag he thinks he’s nuts
Person 2: bro chill out that guys rowdy he works for tintu guys line
Person 2: bro chill out that guys rowdy he works for tintu guys line
by YooShouldWeGoCabana December 27, 2022
Get the Surrey Jackmug. An awesome show originally released by Cartoon Network, but later released by the CN late night channel Adult Swim, it is about the young samurai, Jack and his quest of defeating the Evil Aku (the main antagonist) , (Spoilers!!) in the first episode he comes close to defeating Aku, but before he could he make the final blow Aku sent him into the future, where he terrorized the world and built robot armies to carry out his will. unlike most show the main bad guy does not have a one sided personality of straight up evil, as Aku is humorous as well. Samurai jack has been around since 2001, but just had it series finale this year (2017) because from 2005 to 2016 it was canceled by Cartoon Network and was finally picked up by adult swim somewhere between 2014 and 2017 where they made the show more for the adult age group. If you haven't seen Samurai Jack yet, I suggest you do
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Guy 1- Ever heard of Samurai Jack?
Guy 2- Yeah I heard of it but never watched it
Guy 1- Well you should its awesome
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Guy 1- Ever heard of Samurai Jack?
Guy 2- Yeah I heard of it but never watched it
Guy 1- Well you should its awesome
by Drizzy D. June 12, 2017
Get the Samurai Jackmug.