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you have nice things

This is the sating people have when they come over to your house and you don't know what to say because if you except this you say you have nice things and your a douche bag. when in reality when someone says this the only response is "fuck you, get out"
Wealthy man: "Hey come on in"
Poor Man: "OK thanks, say YOU HAVE NICE THINGS."
Wealthy Man: "FUCK YOU"
by 123goodbye November 10, 2011
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looky thing

a good-looking person involved with another. usually only mentioned by club heads, ravers, and pacha bros!
guy 1- "She's so hot!"
guy 2- "yeah but she's already that guy's looky thing"

"Hey boo"
"Hey Looky thing"
by dr. ewster January 1, 2008
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big hamster thing

Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw
A big hamster thing is super cute and super fluffy just like my pillow!
by Cat.rw January 12, 2018
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The Stomach Thing

When a man presses down on a woman's lower abdomen during sex, pushing on the vaginal wall. This makes the woman feel the penis much better, and so it is more pleasureable for the woman. It may also stimulate the G-Spot.

This is best paired with The Pillow Thing.
The stomach thing makes sex so good
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swamp ass thing

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.
someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!
by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021
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The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.
The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021
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Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2024
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