two time talker

A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi

Man, the dude is such a two time talker.

by Gurly pop May 25, 2017

Two The Easy Way

The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.

Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.

Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.

Brian: Ah...

by AK #23 December 28, 2011

Two Headed Nickel

A homosexual who also has kids. Usually referring to a male. Works in tandem with the phrase “three dollar bill”.

He is not just a three dollar bill, because he has kids, he’s a two headed nickel.

by Zo Spinelli February 25, 2021

two-balled bitch

A male who has bitchy qualities

My ex is a two-balled bitch.

by Veggie Girl April 11, 2006

Two Kids in a Sandbox

The single most disgusting video on the web, in which a dude gets a dildo shoved in his penis.

Boy 1 "do you want to cry boy 2"
Boy 2 "yes"
Boy 1 "Watch Two kids in a sandbox"
Boy 2 "crying"

by OUCH!!! September 28, 2009

two hander

bobby

"woah is that bobby? he has a giant two hander!"

by Urban Dickhole October 13, 2011

two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.

Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!

by MAC36 November 15, 2007