When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.
To approach a fine female flap your arms around her/hump while making a turky gobbling sound. The female will think it is funny and you WILL get ass.
A ritual that means you wanna fuck. Or stuff that ass like a turkey.
Guyone- "Yo I got ass from giving her the turkey call"
Guy two- "Say word"