California

I feel suicidal because I live in California
by javkscript October 1, 2021
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A California Crunchberry

When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.
"Oh I didn't care she was having an outbreak, she gave me A California Crunchberry"
by razorbladeandrazorbottom July 8, 2021
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An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.
Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.
by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018
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A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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California cursed

Embracing the positives and negatives of growing up in California . Embracing where you come from.
Hey Stephanie where are you from? Oh I’m “California cursed.”
by DRAINEDDD April 19, 2025
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California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.
When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.
by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022
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hollister, california

hollister is a town down south from the south bay n 831, full of bitch made hynas and wannabe vatos but some are really down w their shit. most ppl from the 831 hate on it cus it’s small asf n nun to do. teenagers like to go to target for fun bro,
some foo: aye where u from

some other foo: hollister, california
by PShyttt408 February 17, 2022
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