california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.

Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?

by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014

California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025

california deaner

a sexual act where you hold a girls legs in the shower and watch a hippo eat a ghost pepper,

todd wants to have a california deaner tonight.

by sfopldsfjl; October 5, 2016

California Sick

When you aren't sick but you don't go to work anways

Tomorrow is going to be one of those California Sick days

by ravanasha January 31, 2023

Richard from California

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues

Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao

by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022

california screamer

When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.

Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."

by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017

HWale California

The best jungler the West has ever seen. The next canyon. Proud member of +25cm. Born without genitals. Granny enjoyer. Is feared across the rift. Had a foursome in a coatch once. Horses were involved (maybe). Intim relationship with HWale Blauwal because he has akshan as profile picture /african memba. Was birthed with extremly high elo gameplay. He/Crocodile

OMG (said by female). " I just saw a play by HWale California. I came 3 times."

by Bardo Beutlin March 6, 2022