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ignorant spoon

a shovel or a spoon that basically does nothing
hay man go grab me that ignorant spoon!
by btwig95 July 14, 2020
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Tiny spoon

If anyone ever gives you a tiny spoon to eat you dessert with instead of a big spoon then it means they love you
“They gave me a tiny spoon they must really like me
by Bin.Fin December 6, 2022
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metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.
He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.
by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012
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Hole in my spoon

A slang coded phrase used by heroin addicts.

The phrase means that the user does not have any heroin.

Heroin is commonly heated in a spoon before being sucked into the syringe ready for injecting. The phrase therefore suggests if there is a hole in a spoon it can not contain heroin.
Used in Melbourne, Australia
"Can you help me out mate, I got a fucking hole in my spoon" said the addict to his dealer.
by Bmxlife June 13, 2018
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Spoon Gooning

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load
After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024
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Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020
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Choo-choo spoon

When a man dates a woman considerably younger than himself and must resort to playing infantile food games to get his dick in her mouth.
"Put down your phone Crystal... Here comes the choo-choo spoon!"
by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025
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